My name is Midge. I was born around September of 1993. I used
to live with some other people, but one day they decided that they
didn't like me any more. They tied this note 
Keith came along on his bicycle and he stopped to read my note and decided to take me home. I didn't like this. There was a big mean scary dog on the way. I'm afraid I wasn't very nice to Keith. I spent two weeks in a room and Keith and Margo were very nice to me. They gave me all the food I wanted! After a couple weeks, they let me out and I met Ken and Barbie. They were mean to me. They hissed at me and chased me around. I began to eat a lot until I was bigger than they were. Then I started hissing back and beating on them. We all get along just fine now.