Kitty Ditties
Songs About Mice
To the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Whack, whack, whack the mouse
Smartly on the head
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Whack him 'til he's dead.
To the tune of, "The Eensy Weensy Spider"
The sleek and wily kitty chased the little mouse
Out came Dad and hollered from the house!
The mouse ran off into the flower bed, so
The sleek and wily kitty ate a bird instead.
To the tune of, "I'm a Little Teapot"
I'm a little kitty-cat small and black
Here are my claws and here is my back
When I see a mousey, I attack
I jump on him and go whack, whack, whack!
I'm a little kitty-cat short and stout
Here is my nose closely followed by my snout!
When I see a mousey, I will shout
Quick! Close the door before the mouse gets out!
Songs About Meow Bears
To the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Bears, bears, bears go meow
Bears go meow each day
Purringly, purringly, purringly, purringly
That's the meow-bear way
Miscellaneous Songs
To the tune of "My Favorite Things"
Chipmunks in stone walls, and mice in the flowers
Mommy and Daddy when they're out of the showers
Bats, which are really just rodents with wings
These are a few of my favorite things
Birdies and squirrels who play in the tree top
Bunnies and Froggies and things that go hip hop
Tasty small moles who come out in the spring
These are a few of my favorite things
When the dog barks
When the car starts
When Mom and Dad go away
I simply remember my favorite things, and then I don't go astray
Salmon and duck soup and yes, even peanuts
Bouncing red lasers that still drive me nuts
Pieces of yarn and loose dangling string
These are a few of my favorite things